Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6876	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	432	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	197
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Votes:	4937	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7845	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1564	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

play.minecraft.country