Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2583

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Star Shards Collected:	85

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	1

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co