Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Zombie Dances:	9	Votes:	5843
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Potions Brewed:	67	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2732	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2601
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	741374
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5549

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3620
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1513
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net