Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5152	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	37697	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ores Mined:	2678	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6776	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1328	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Farms Harvested:	367	Divine Spears Created:	30

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Living Statues Befriended:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crops Grown:	7421	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	2295
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8474	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

play.dreamers.fun