Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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