Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	929	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1384	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2240

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	765	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2373	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	484
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	81	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	3274
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com