Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Items Found:	6140	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Dragons Tamed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1146	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	150	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	3002	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	76	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	661	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Animals Bred:	24

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5175	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Potions Brewed:	172
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	568568	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5730
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Votes:	1858
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	5855
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633