Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2074	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	5077	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2516	Villages Defended:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	9429
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	6433	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Votes:	1268	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	8848	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs