Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5917	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	945	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7621	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5799	Ores Mined:	4448
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragons Tamed:	7

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

54.39.14.45:25576

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	743167
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

Minegaiden IV

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

play.minegaiden.com

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	309	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

54.39.137.175:25581

PotensGamingMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

198.12.125.170

TestingTea

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

TestingTea.aternos.me

Hunger Games DeadCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

juegosdelhambre.deadplayers.es

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Items Found:	1150	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

142.44.170.35:25623

Jail DeadCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

jail.deadplayers.es

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

mineverse.com

LegacyPVP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	208471
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ores Mined:	6252

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

mc.legacypvp.com

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

play.danpower.info

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Play.MCBuffalo.com