Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	568

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchantments Applied:	92	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	842	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Star Shards Collected:	259	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6958	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8223
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Emeralds Found:	8585	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	527136
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!