Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3786
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	64

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	69559
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	1280
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.