Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Potions Brewed:	132
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4052	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	247
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	200	Crops Grown:	9532
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).