Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	2194
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Emeralds Found:	3896	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4645
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	432205

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	1000
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1220
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.