Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1979	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	210	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.