Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	53

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6971	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	308
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.