Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3051	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	8008	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7385
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	6781
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Potions Brewed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3066	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	542
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	96	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.