Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	484	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6232	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	681	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3995	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	232
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.