Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchantments Applied:	265	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1029
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	1786
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Villages Defended:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4720	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.