Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5252	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crops Grown:	3857	Farms Harvested:	391
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	4807

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.