Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Dragon Eggs Found:	7908	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6489
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
New Chunks Explored:	332410	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	710370
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Potions Brewed:	141
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!