Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	104	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	3890
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6406
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4260
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4190	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.