Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Twilight of the Rhomaioi

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Twilight of the Rhōmaîoi

The year is 1444 and the eyes of all of Christendom are once more focused on the Balkan Peninsula. The seemingly unstoppable expansion of the Ottoman Empire continues, with soul goal of extending their borders all the way to the Danube and beyond. Many have turned to the Papacy for salvation to the ever shrinking Christian states of the Balkans, hoping that a successful crusade could achieve what has been lost at Nikopolis decades before, driving the Turks out of Europe. Who would come victorious in the perpetual struggle of the Eastern Mediterranean, and can the relentless tide of fate be undone? Only time will tell.

Welcome to the Twilight of the Rhomaioi Modpack server. We are a minecraft modded server for 1.19.2. Our ModPack focuses mainly on bringing in the Late Medieval experience, We have; – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Siege mechanics supported by Medieval Siege Machines mod – Factions management, monument system, quests, ranks and prefixes of the Konquest plugin – Creative Plots with World Edit for easy build designing – Deep lore and regular events for every faction, with unique mechanics of Cardinal Collegium, Crusades and civil wars

Join our discord today! Server for CurseForge and Technic Launcher.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Avalon: Minecraft MMORPG (Questing, Epic Boss Teamfights, Survival)

Boss, Bosses, Citzens, Denizen, MCMMO, mmorpg, Npc, PvP, Questing, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

server ip: defend.avalon.todayAvalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 80 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 150 quests, and 7 final bosses with daily loot drops that feature heavily customized MythicMobs. Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Unique NPC-based Questing systemCo-operative Towny environment7 Daily Raid Bosses – Get epic loot!Silk Touch SpawnersCustom CraftingCrates, Voting, Banking, MarriagesMcMMO, Classes and LevellingPets – Capture mobs, and level them up!Global Market system and Auctions

Wilderness world map radius: 10KNether map radius: 8K (glitching on top allowed)End map radius: unlimited (base building allowed).

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	6859
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	240

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Potions Brewed:	110
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Runes Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	149	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Knights Community

Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

120server, 120update, 120vanilla, building, Community, Friendly, Fun, home, Mature, new, Noclaims, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semivanilla, Sethome, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staff, Survival, Tpa, Updated, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bone craft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

[Bonecraft]

Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.