Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9769	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	881

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hubnetwork

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

Anarchy, Dangerous, Elitemobs, Geopolitics, Minigames, Survival, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics Server

Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	835198

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

e1aw

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zlati Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

Join Zlati Anarchy

Dive into the chaos of our Minecraft world where anything goes! Build, destroy, and survive in an unforgiving environment where the only rule is anarchy!

Rule over your own domain, form alliances, or conquer your foes. The choice is yours in Zlati Anarchy!

Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and engage in epic battles with fellow players. Adventure awaits at every turn!

No rules, no limits – just pure, unadulterated anarchy. Are you ready to unleash your creativity and dominate the wilderness? Join Zlati Anarchy today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	4699

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19 [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]

10b10t, 1b1t, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, 3b3t, 4b4t, 5b5t, 6b6t, 7b7t, 8b8t, 9b9t, Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchypvp, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Bedspvp, Cheats, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Fly, Hackedclients, Hacks, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Oldestanarchyserver, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Stackeditems, Survival, Survivalserver, Vanilla, Vanillaserver

5b5t.org Anarchy Server Like 2b2tBackward compatibility 1.19x, 1.18x, 1.17x, 1.16.x 1.15x, 1.14x, 1.13x, 1.12x, 1.11xNO RULES! MODS ALLOWED! [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]STACKED ITEMSDUPES

Website: http://5b5t.org/

Discord: [url=discord.5b5t.org/

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Budcraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Budcraft 2.0! (1.17) Join now for an authentic survival town experience. Players are able to create their own town or join anothers town. Use the shop to sell gems and stones you find in your mineshaft. Wage war on another town! Become a millionaire or build the biggest city on the server! WE ALSO NEED STAFF. JOIN SERVER & DISCORD FOR MORE INFO. – LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY – No hate speech or racism – Towny – Survival – PvP – War – Economy

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6812	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

slowboxx

PvE, PvP

Elytra pvp server you can kill players fight monsters and bosses mine buy custom items and other stuff.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Erdea

bedrock, Bedrockandjava, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Customitems, Earth, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthmapminecraft, Earthserver, Economy, Erdea, Faction, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Geysermc, Movecraft, Other, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saberfactions, Shop, Slimefun, Space

Erdea is a geopol where you can make a nation and forge your own history!

Industrialise your nation with our carefully selected machinery plugins.

Put your nation into the stars! Every week or 2 there’s a new world added.

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Java IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – 1.20.x

Bedrock IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – Latest Bedrock Version

Bedrock Port: 19132

Dynmap: Click here

Discord: https://discord.gg/GQZ8w3szkU

Website: COMING SOON!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Heroic Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Heroic Craft is seeking active players 18+ for our hard mode economy smp. We offer grief and theft protection with the use of core protect. We have a few good data packs Installed like 1 person sleep Graves Lumberjack Infinitymend for bows Elytra chest plate Player and mob heads Just to name a few. We are on 1.16.5 and plan to update when the new update comes out while keeping the same world. Shopping district is on a mooshroom island. Starter supplies when you 1st join. VC is required when you join just for a few minutes, and there is an application that takes about 1 minute to fill out. Very active admins and players.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ETHEREAL

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Explore a realm of limitless possibilities on our modded Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the Origins mod, where you can choose from a variety of powerful and fantastical races, each with its own special abilities and traits.

Embark on epic adventures as you encounter custom biomes, challenging dungeons, and mysterious dimensions. Our server is packed with a plethora of mods to enhance your gameplay – from magic and technology to exploration and survival.

Forge alliances with fellow players, build magnificent structures, and delve into the depths of the unknown. Whether you’re a master of the arcane arts, a technological genius, or a fearless explorer, our server offers a diverse and thrilling environment for every player.

Join us for a modded Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	261	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WaveCraft 🌊 Bedrock & Java 🌊 Survival, Creative, Skyblock

bedrock, Community, Creative, Custom, Customenchants, Customitems, Customworld, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Other, Pve Economy, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, Staffneeded, Survival, Towns

Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.

BEDROCK PORT: 25566

On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.

One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.

Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.

Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.

But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

With WaveCraft, the possibilities are as vast as the ocean. Immerse yourself in a world where player suggestions matter, where custom items enchant your journey, and where thrilling events bring the community closer together. Get ready to catch the wave and join us on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Murder Mystery (1murder)

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] – IN DEVELOPMENT

Economy, Equestrian, Equestrianserver, Forge, Horses, Horseserver, java, Modded, Roleplay, Survival

Pixelcraft Equestrian

✦ A realistic equestrian Minecraft experience coming soon! Features SWEM, Farmer’s Delight, Genetic Animals & More!

All parts of this server are currently a big work in progress. We are looking for builders, moderators and more to help us move forward!

Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] - IN DEVELOPMENT Minecraft Server

We update our progress most frequently here!https://discord.gg/xB4Ztb3BqQ

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Team UnknownZ

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public server of team Unknownz powered by aternos . Survival , PVP and more. join now ……………………………….. …………………………….. ………………..unknownz.aternos.me……………… ……………… ………………. ……………… ……………………. …………………… ……………………

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LuminosityMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Towny

This is a PVP-enabled towny server utilizing Town Sieges, balanced customized items and enchantments, and a rock-solid economy setup to prevent needing constant wipes like most servers! Join us in our discord and follow our development as we build something great! This server welcomes PVPers and Econ Towny enjoyers alike.

Bedrock cross-compatibility available

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.