Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	347	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.