Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • My.SMP

    My.SMP

    Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Nations

    Minecraft Nations

    Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • IcicleCraft

    IcicleCraft

    ♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

    At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

    Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

    Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • peanutsmp

    peanutsmp

    Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

    see you there!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Animals Bred: 194 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Contega RP

    Contega RP

    Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

    About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

    Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KoxeMc

    KoxeMc

    Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

    https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Darkfortress

    The Darkfortress

    “World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Diogenes smp

    Diogenes smp

    The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Asser Server

    Asser Server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Crops Grown: 6263 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Survicraft

    Survicraft

    Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EGMC

    EGMC

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Conivia Craft

    Conivia Craft

    SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DerpCraft

    DerpCraft

    Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ores Mined: 2158
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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