Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6295	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	81147

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	852692
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).