Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Octopia Network

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CorpsCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragons Hammer Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GodzCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP

GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

Web Store Link! http://www.GodzCraft.com/Shop Play.GodzCraft.com

–> Visit http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/godzcraft-3235080/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nostalgia Craft

Looking for a Unique Hard Core PvP Faction server, with a twist !

RAIDER !, GRIEFERS and TROLLS are Welcome !

Come see us at Nostalgia Craft.

We are a 1.6 Premium 24/7 Paid Host server Hosted In Sydney Australia, we consist of friendly staff and a great Atmosphere.

The aim of the server game is to become the best in 30 days, you can either work together as a team building with Factions nonscoring or become a lone Woolf and raid houses when the members are not looking, but here is the twist !, once the 30 days has been reached the PvP world is reset and you start again on your epic adventure.

The PvE world is a Donor only world that has included perks that allows people who have donated to the server to be in a calm and friendly environment building as much as you can with out having to worry about a reset, because the Donor World Is never reset XD.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VindexCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Visit our website to learn more!

VindexCraft has been up for a long time now so whatever you build is here to stay, VindexCraft was founded in 2012 and has since changed a lot. VindexCraft is a City RolePlay server, you start out in Vindex City and you can get/earn several jobs, buy homes and apartments, buy cars, planes, helicopters, boats and more! With all of our many many CUSTOM plugins and years of experience in the server world, we strive to make this blocky world more and more like real life every day.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UltimateCraft

Amazing Faction Pvp server where you have to get your faction ready for war as pvp is very common in the server Vote for awesome prizes everyday 😀 Hope to see you on there – matthew

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	8873
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.