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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7500
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3452

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	8871	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	682235	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4379

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1880	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!