Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4652	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.