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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlobCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Asterra

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Asterra

Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TimGaming

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival

TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HjonkCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The HjonkCraft Server Network:

HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2420
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Richcraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SGCraft

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Fancy an almost vanilla and cracked server? SGCraft is the place to be. We are a new server set up in July 2019 and will be expanding!

If you are unable to connect, please use the ip play2.sgcraft.net instead!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!