Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Star Shards Collected:	137	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4613	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Mines Excavated:	4956
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Farms Harvested:	313	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6494	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2240

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	8077
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ores Mined:	8948	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	162
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.