Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	587	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!