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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 4085
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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