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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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