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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Star Shards Collected: 93

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