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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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