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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 22
New Chunks Explored: 985469 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Star Shards Collected: 249
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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