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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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