Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Void Armor Forged: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8919 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2515 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7166

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1510
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Farms Harvested: 264

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6437 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Crops Grown: 6752 Dragon Eggs Found: 3735
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

    Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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