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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.
And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).
