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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9895
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Potions Brewed:	198	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8042

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1444	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	966067	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.