Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	318
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	155377
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8219	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	4518	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6035	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	798	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	87	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2374
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

play.infinitemc.net