Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	4276	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	8619	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	283122	Star Shards Collected:	180
Dragon Eggs Found:	7103	Mines Excavated:	1428

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	265
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8262	Gryphons Tamed:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	1036	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	215
Dragon Eggs Found:	4416	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
New Chunks Explored:	751614	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	494559	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4298	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	110	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	330833	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club