Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8405
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7026
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Villages Defended:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	287	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Votes:	3319	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Emeralds Found:	1665

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	61
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Undead Armies Raised:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6650
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4525
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6156

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop