Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	7955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1982
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Emeralds Found:	5366
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Farms Harvested:	674	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Items Found:	1941	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Farms Harvested:	490	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	7118	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crops Grown:	9344
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8130	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6135
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org