Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5524	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.