Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	504550	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6763	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5983
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.