Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	1812	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	3478
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	8283	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5049
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	3356
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Emeralds Found:	1344	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.