Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	1600
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	996763	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	169	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mines Excavated:	1097	Magic Items Found:	8930
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	96	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Animals Bred:	191	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.