Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Farms Harvested:	479
Dimension Hops:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Items Found:	4441	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8128
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mines Excavated:	2484
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!